It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs
"A giant asteroid smashing into Earth is the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs, a global scientific team said on Thursday, hoping to settle a row that has divided experts for decades."
"Scientists working on the study analyzed the work of paleontologists, geochemists, climate modelers, geophysicists and sedimentologists who have been collecting evidence about the KT extinction over the last 20 years."
That statement alone will be enough for the Tea-baggers to debunk it. After all what do scientists know anyway. They're just a bunch of liberal elitists.
We all know that God smote the dinosaurs for having Gay Lizard sex.

